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gurry:

did you like get gum in your hair in the third grade and never get it out which causes the gum to slowly turn into a living being with thoughts and feelings??????

there’s a difference between assertive and aggressive, the latter of which I’m sure you are

Battles - Gloss Drop

tubelord

coneking (this was robins)

cylinderduke

pyramidearl

dodecahedronemperor

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If I ever work at a sex toy shop, every time someone buys a dildo I’ll tell them “go fuck yourself”

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  • zartlederhosen: BEFORE
  • zartlederhosen: I WAS COMPLIMENTING THEM A LOT
  • zartlederhosen: AND GRACE STARTED BEING ABITCH
  • zartlederhosen: she was like "WELL YOU SURE ARE LAYING IT ON THICK"
  • zartlederhosen: cunt
  • James Greene: you know what you should have done
  • James Greene: make grace...........................
  • James Greene: ..........................trip
  • zartlederhosen: gkajhgfl
  • James Greene: B :)
  • zartlederhosen: aghkfge
  • James Greene: B :)
  • zartlederhosen: ospt
  • James Greene: B:)
  • zartlederhosen: ssopt
  • James Greene: B)
  • zartlederhosen: stop

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  • James Greene: I really wanna see battles live
  • zartlederhosen: join the army

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goodnight

goodnight

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who is this ann swer lady and why don’t I know her?

strifekind:

sweet bro is red
hella jeff is blue
are you stairs
because im falling for you

this post is exceptional

(Source: homestucked, via sbahjpickuplines)

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oh my god it’s a miracle

oh my god it’s a miracle

(Source: grindlebone, via oh-noo)

ilovecharts:

Facebook News Feed History of the World
This is incredible - I just sunk a whole hour into it (and related wikipedia-ing)

great

ilovecharts:

Facebook News Feed History of the World

This is incredible - I just sunk a whole hour into it (and related wikipedia-ing)

great

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herman cain clock

herman cain clock

metaljamie:

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

(via jewrato)

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  • Cass.: gaelon has a tattoo of a snark on the back of his neck
  • NinjaFrank1337: ahahah
  • Cass.: he even got it on 4/20
  • Cass.: when he'd never smoked before
  • NinjaFrank1337: jsalfhkdsga'djg
  • Cass.: (he still didn't that day)
  • Cass.: yeah it was pretty pro

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Giraffes? Giraffes! - Pink Magick
math rock album of the year

Giraffes? Giraffes! - Pink Magick

math rock album of the year