Latest Tweets:
It would be really funny if masturbating replaced cigarettes. Drive by a bar, see all these people flogging the dolphin or poking the skunk guts, really loud.
It’s funny cause it would actually be healthier and everyone would get along more if they just rubbed one out with each other over drinks.
Anyway, I’m gonna go rub one out and meet my pal for a drink or two. I can’t afford cigarettes. Plus, I’ve been all “healthy” and shit lately.*
*Excluding drinking. But alcohol is to me what rice is to the Chinese.
this a good post
-
nonsensicalpoop liked this
-
gennaro reblogged this from fungusmonk
-
michaelvalerijr liked this
-
neswasfunohbtwthisisphil liked this
-
wanttogetupgoahead liked this
-
gigantomachia liked this
