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January 26 2012

"So a duck and a bear are next to each other on a plane. The duck smacks the bear and says, ‘Give me a cigarette.’ The bear gives it to him. Then he smacks the bear again. ‘Give me a light.’ The bear does it. A fox watching this thinks, ‘Hey, I should try that.’ He goes up to the bear and hits him, saying ‘Give me a cigarette.’ The bear gets nervous, grabs the fox and the duck, and drowns them."

A joke told to me in English by a Romanian girl

I think something was lost in translation.

(via pretentioushobos)

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    WHAT - I - WHAT- ?
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    i dunno. that is pretty funny.
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