February 2011
Oh right I forgot
unicornpuncher:
Throughout this nightly routine I’m constantly wanking. Just like full on cranking it. I only have like a nub left.
You only had a nub to begin with.
I wasn't sure if you knew.
brotherladies:
—-::On the F Train::—- Me: (Trackin’ on a gameboy) The That Dude: (Taps me on the shoulder, motions for me to take my earbuds out) Me: Yes? The That Dude: You know… (points to his phone) they make games like THAT (points to my gameboy) that you can put (points back to his phone) on your PHONE (Points furiously @ his phone) Me: Yes. Well…I’m...
January 2011
Dear Girls Above Me →
unicornpuncher:
New favorite website
I can tell it’s your new favorite not because you said so, but because this link is to page 13.
sofuckingmetal:
Raising your kids properly is so fucking metal.
omfg
The UnfollowPocalypse.
neswasfunohbtwthisisphil:
I’m fucking done with you if you weigh in on the:
“Skinny People vs. Fat People Hurt Feelings Cry-Off of 2011.”
Also, if you’re going to tumble:
boring shit no one except you cares about (you think they do; they don’t.),
vague declarations about your own ego and inner workings,
stupid-ass self-indulging reasons that you’re so...
tidbitsofhipster replied to your post: tidbitsofhipster replied to your post:…
yeah i forgot too let’s just call it a truce
wait what were we fighting
where am I
someone help
I’m kinda hungry
tidbitsofhipster replied to your post: tidbitsofhipster replied to your post:…
IT WASNT A QUESTION XOXO
nope sorry lol what am I talking about I have no clue
james
thehamburglar-:
wheres the picture of me sitting in a dog food shelf
it’ll be up eventually
tidbitsofhipster replied to your post: tidbitsofhipster replied to your post: yes…
bitch just stop breathin
no thanks lulz
tidbitsofhipster replied to your post: yes biological immortality but i was referring to regular immortality DUH JAMESY
FALSE no people generally think immortality = ya can’t die just make like a baby and drop it
die
My Last.fm library:
fenyocontramundum:
99% queer music, 1% Dave Matthews Band.
Why.
gurl what yo username be?
pretty-pinksh0es asked: yes biological immortality but i was referring to regular immortality DUH JAMESY
Laura Hall and Linda Taylor
pretentioushobos:
fungusmonk:
pretentioushobos:
The original lesbian musical duo. Hate to be the one to break it to you, Tegan and Sara.
but tegan and sara are identical twin sisters
I fail to see your point
wow okay fair enough I guess
