Cannibal Corpse Lounge Music

Oh my god, I lol’d so hard.

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Fuck, I screwed up my beard.

themailman:

fungusmonk:

themailman:

fungusmonk:

themailman:

Now my chin looks like it has a thong.

Does this mean you shaved? ARE YOU BREAKING THE SACRED RULES OF NO SHAVE NOVEMBER?!

Funny story…

Do tell.

I shaved a while ago.

I am disappoint.

Very disappoint.

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Fuck, I screwed up my beard.

themailman:

fungusmonk:

themailman:

Now my chin looks like it has a thong.

Does this mean you shaved? ARE YOU BREAKING THE SACRED RULES OF NO SHAVE NOVEMBER?!

Funny story…

Do tell.

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Fuck, I screwed up my beard.

themailman:

Now my chin looks like it has a thong.

Does this mean you shaved? ARE YOU BREAKING THE SACRED RULES OF NO SHAVE NOVEMBER?!

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WHAT THE FUCK ALL MY L4D2 ACHIEVEMENTS ARE GONE

But I really didn’t have that many.

Oh well.

New lyrics.

Evolution
Of my heart
What do you know about this?

Revolution
Of my mind
What do I know about bliss?

I want to watch
The meteor shower
With you
I want to watch
The stars fall from the sky
With you at my side

Obviously not done.

Holy fuck.

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Just realized I had $10 so I bought Garrys mod 10

Couldn’t get the free one (9) cos I don’t have HL2.

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You know Russ the security guard?

He is the spitting image of the boomer in Left 4 Dead.

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Woman:

jennaisthelaw:

thesuavechemist:

The useless skin around the vagina.

Well I’ve got to disagree with that.

There are organs in there too.

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Speaking of Mr. VanDemark...

…know who he looks just like? John Greene from VlogBrothers.

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I HATE it when people say FOB broke up.

wtfnicolemichele:

NO
Learn you fucking facts.

HIATUS DOES NOT MEAN BREAKING UP.
jfc.

Same with the Chili Peppers, who are actually in studio now anyway.

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themailman:

Quite possibly the best Half-Life 2 mod ever.

There are so many funny things in this video.

Also, THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

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themailman:

Shit.

Holy shit I know right?

But wait, did you just see this?

I’ve known about this for like, a year.